::turning little monkeys into men::
Posted in urge to kill rising, wtf? on May 1st, 2009
I’m having one of those days where I want to chuck it all and escape.
I’d take the kids and husband with me - leave the house, the dogs and most of our things. Escape to a tropical isle where we’d RENT a bungalow on the beach. I’d never vacuum again.
I had the carpets cleaned on […]
Posted in urge to kill rising on Jul 11th, 2008
Marlin: I promised I’d never let anything happen to him.
Dory: Hmm. That’s a funny thing to promise.
Marlin: What?
Dory: Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.
Get the memo, suburban parents.
Posted in kidlets, urge to kill rising on Jul 8th, 2007
I hate the Disney Channel.
I become almost apoplectic just *thinking* about Hannah Montana and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Do we really deserve to be subjected to Billy Ray Cyrus and his spawn? During the “Achey Breaky Heart” phenomena of the mid-Nineties my only consolation was the knowledge that after this brief spasm of […]
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